Christmas is nearly here. You can tell because bloggers like me decide to come out of hibernation for a few seconds to tell you that Christmas is nearly here. And the telly has all those animated reindeer things on. Hooray! Off to buy the tree today.

I like this time of year. Mainly for the food, I think.

This is a pretty random post, so I may as well end with a random web page recommendation. Married To The Sea is the work of husband-and-wife team Drew and Natalie Dee. They take old lithographic images and add stupid modern words to it. Some of the time, it's just out-right offensive stuff, so don't say you haven't been warned. This is one of the tamer ones.

If the text is a bit small, it's because I shrunk it to fit on the page. Stupid blog. You can see the original one here.

Listen - I Believe In Father Christmas - Greg Lake ... Santa Baby - Kylie Minogue.