Just found a great site for all my family and friends around the world, worried about the election (and four more years of a man-chimp with his finger on the button).

Quite a lot of people just want you all to know that we're really, really sorry and if we had the choice we'd have two men called John calling the shots.

Which may not be such a long-shot, even after all this time. The Moderate Independent reports that Ralph Nader, the man that may have given George W. Bush the White House in 2000, is putting a bid in to get votes recounted. One blogger mentions the research of Dr Stephen Freeman that shows the immense improbability that the difference between exit poll numbers and 'counted' votes happened by chance. One chance in a quarter of a billion.

Seriously; we're talking the chances of winning the jackpot on a 6-from-49 Lottery (think New York's State Lottery, or Britain's National Lottery) and then winning double-or-nothing at a Vegas roulette wheel. With every scrap of the winnings. Six times.

Listen : Underwear Goes Inside The Pants - Lazyboy ... Amerika (Jam & Spoon So Kann's Gehen Mix) - Rammstein.